relwotwerdna asked:

If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?

I would be a fireball and my name would be Anthony the Fireball. People would see me coming and they would say, “Oh look, it’s a fireball.” Then one of them would say, “Wait a second, that’s no ordinary fireball. That’s ANTHONY THE FIREBALL!” I would burn up everything because such is the nature of a fireball.